#82 - 24 Hour Comic Day (Sort of)

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This is me this is my life that is pretty much it.

#81 - Return!

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Nice to be back in the saddle. No idea how long this comic took me time wise but it took me 57 Mountain Goats songs. So there's that.

Hiatus

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Hey y'all, much as I hate to do this (and, to my surprise, I actually do hate to do this) I'm kind of stuck putting the comic on hold for a bit. I've got a new laptop but I don't have any of the software on here yet. Also college is apparently something you've got to put some effort in to? I'm not sure. At most this will last until the weekend of October 12. But I'll be coming back swinging... eventually. Until then, how about some links to pass the time. You can go read the early WEI comics, even the worse ones, here.
Like the more recent comics but wish there were more that didn't suck? go read Pictures for Sad Children.
Also go read Gunshow and Three Word Phrase if you aren't already.

#80 - The Employee Who Never Sleeps pt. 4

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Drinking on the job.

#79 - The Employee Who Never Sleeps pt. 3

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This is an action driven story arc, clearly. Also I suppose I need a better name for it. Maybe also name new guy at some point.

#78 - The Employee Who Never Sleeps pt.2

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Let's play find the authorial self insert! Is it the one with the same name as me who is pretty dissatisfied with this comic and what it's become and is tempted to shelve it entirely? MAYBE WHO KNOWS.

#77 - The Employee Who Never Sleeps

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Yeah.

#76 - Roommates

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I moved into college this week and still managed an update. Meanwhile past me is missing updates for dumb stuff like having friends and going out. What even are priorities. Seriously, explain them I don't know. Send help.

#75 - What Happens When We Die

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But dad is that heaven or hell?

Yes.

The next time this comic updates I will be in college.

#74 - In a Perfect World

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Go give somebody a hug today. 

#73 - What Every Lady Likes

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This is the secret to getting all the ladies. Just got to know a lot of dumb jokes. You'll get so many ladies, like one. Maybe even two if you look nice. 

#72 - Friday the 13 II

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You don't need to be a dick about it, Jason. Not like you have a ton going on.

#71 - Happiness to Work

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This is what happens when I am too tired to make a comic but make a comic anyway. 

#70 - Pills

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Hand-writing text is for when I'm not tired.

#69 - Penis Envy

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I came up with this walking to my car after work. I stopped and said "Penis envy" and laughed in the middle of the road.

#68 - One of Those Days

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This still counts as a weekend update, right? It's been a long weekend. I haven't been home since Friday. So you get this, which is an excuse(?) I'll try to get my shit together next weekend (is what I've been saying every week for my entire life)

#67 - Drugs

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I have an employment. I am king of the minimum wages.

#66 - Coping

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So ends the story of Steven the alcoholic (for now). It was interesting trying to do an actual story arc instead of the usual... well calling them gag comics feels like a stretch.

Also, the reason for no comic last week was that Friday was my last day of high school classes, and I was out of town all that weekend.

#65 - Remembering

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Did anyone know Dave? Did Dave know how irrelevant he was? You know, before he died.

#64 - Last Night

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I know a guy who this happened to. Happy Mother's Day, mothers. Good job making smaller people.

#63 - Open Bar

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You can't spell funeral without real fun.

#62 - Prom

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Sorry about missing last week I am dealing with some stuff and possibly still dealing with it I don't know anymore. Prom is tomorrow.

#61 - Death and Taxes

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Everyone's busy when tax season rolls around.

I'll be at C2E2 tomorrow! If you're there and see/hear about a guy in a lab coat with a lot of Red Bull, it will likely be me.

#60 - Road Trip

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Reasons I own a GPS

#59 - Vacation

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A play by play of my week off from school.  I spent 4 days at a health spa in Arizona. Everything you see in these comics either happened aloud or in my head. Regular looking comics will probably resume next week.

#58 - Spring Break

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The void will be spending spring break staring into me.

The comic now has a facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/WhatEvenIs 

Despite the time I sunk into getting it to work, there was one panel where everything went terribly poorly. guess which one. It isn't hard.

#57 - Superlatives

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This is why I'm forbidden to speak at graduation. Actually, I'm not. But I should be. Not for spider related reasons. I am just a terrible public speaker. 

#56 - Follow Your Dreams

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Finally had the time this weekend to sit down and get this done. I can almost remember a time when a comic didn't take around 2 hours.

#55 - Would You Like to Send an Error Report?

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Couldn't update yesterday because I was doing non-comic work all day, and today Flash decided to crash as I finished panel 7 of 8 panel comic. So here's this.

Also, the comic is a year old in two days! Holy shit. How did this happen.

#54 - Comicettes

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Here, have some tiny comics. Pocket-sized comics. To-go comics. Collect'em all! (there are 3 to collect. they are all here. congratulations!)

#53 - Knock Knock

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Say it with me now: really inconsistent art!

...You didn't say it with me. I forgive you.

Interlude - Hourly Comics Day

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Hourly comics day was Wednesday, and I've finally gotten the time to scan and upload them here. I might redo them on the computer so they're a bit improved, but here they are in their raw form.

#52 - Dis-ghost-tech

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His coming foretold by the wub wub wubing of fate! Partying is a way of life, and a way of afterlife!

I will go to the day of my death without apologizing for these puns. I will then become a very unapologetic ghost.

#51 - Hemingway and Batman

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Hemingway was getting drunk one night, and made a bet in a bar that he could write a story in 6 words. The story was as follows: "For Sale: Baby Shoes. Never worn."
Also I am aware I spelled it wrong in the comic. I'll fix it when I get the chance

#50 - Friday the Thirteenth

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Wait, 50 comics? Already? How did this happen. Who let this happen.

#49 - Friends Don't Let Friends Edit Comics

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Late comic because I was out working all day. During a bit of free art making time, whipped up this comic with the assistance of the wonderful Jon