#70 - Pills

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Hand-writing text is for when I'm not tired.

#69 - Penis Envy

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I came up with this walking to my car after work. I stopped and said "Penis envy" and laughed in the middle of the road.

#68 - One of Those Days

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This still counts as a weekend update, right? It's been a long weekend. I haven't been home since Friday. So you get this, which is an excuse(?) I'll try to get my shit together next weekend (is what I've been saying every week for my entire life)

#67 - Drugs

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I have an employment. I am king of the minimum wages.