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Friday, December 30, 2011

Thursday, December 22, 2011

#47 - Three Ghosts


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Have a happy holidays and may all your visiting ghosts be polite

Friday, December 16, 2011

#46 - Office Jerks


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Just because you're the devil doesn't mean you need to be such a dick.

Friday, December 9, 2011

#45 - First Impressions


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Old people are easily confused.  When around them, avoid loud noises and bright lights, and remember that they're more scared of you than you are of them.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

#44 - Circular Motion


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Physics and puns are a perfect pair.  Alliteration, although accidental, amuses.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

#43 - Happy Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving, when you do nothing and eat and maybe see family if you can stand them.  Early update because I will be out of town with no internet standing family.  

Saturday, November 19, 2011

#42 - Poop


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Look at how I write the jokes for you to do the laughing at.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

#41 - Philosophy


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I found that question one day.  It was written in sharpie on a desk.  No accompanying picture, no attribution, nothing but the question.  I think it may have changed my life.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

#40 - Lost


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Nothing to see here, just a responsible man doing his societal duty

Sunday, October 30, 2011

#39 - Halloween


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Was on the fence about whether or not to note this one an interlude instead of a comic, but I tend to leave the holidays as comics.  Although, they also usually have a punch line.  Oh well, good haunting everyone.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Sunday, October 16, 2011

#37 - I am the Batman


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Arkham City comes out on Tuesday.  Probably going to get it.  Probably going to be Batman.  Although currently, pulling myself away from Fallout 3 is proving difficult

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Interlude - Adulthood


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So today is my birthday.  I am 18 now.  I spent an embarrassingly long amount of time on this.  I don't know why there is a box around my hand.  Or why there is a line between my legs.  I am bad at doing things right.

Friday, September 30, 2011

#36 - Summer Camps


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How did no one catch that.  Seriously, get it together, folks.

Friday, September 23, 2011

#35 - The Internet


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I bet he even makes his own webcomic.
NEWS: Today I have a guest comic over at Mr. Lovenstein! Check it out! Then go read his entire archive. It is amusing.

Friday, September 16, 2011

#34 - Acid


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Don't do acid, kids.  Stuff burns your face off somethin' fierce.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Guest Comic #2 - Squirrels


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Guest comic today by my good friend Craze!  Or at least she goes by Craze, but a rose by any other name and such.
Since there's a guest comic, you know what that means! Something is impeding my comic creation process. I have been rather busy with class starting back up, but I'm still going to try for weekly.  In other news, you may notice that I have an actual domain name now.  It's like this is a real website or something.
There's an email address under the contacts tab, feel free to send in a guest comic, I could use the help.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

#33 - Gardening is Hard


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Back after... has it been three weeks? damn.  School has started back up, no clue how that's going to affect update consistency (as if I have any precedence of 'good update consistency').
In other news, Marshall, who submitted the guest comic I posted a few comics ago, now has his own running comic http://mwiblecomic.com/ 

Friday, August 5, 2011

#32 - Finding Jesus


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Just a dirty, homeless man.  With the ability to conjure swarms of bees from his hands.  A monster?  A messiah? Who are we to say.  He is... Beesus

Friday, July 29, 2011

#31 - The Origin of Shark Week


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This Sunday marks the beginning of Shark Week, and it is my pleasure to bestow upon you the knowledge of the origin of this excellent week.

Monday, July 25, 2011

#30 - Friedrich Nietzsche


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This one's been kickin' around in the ol' brain for awhile.  So far, the only people given any defining detail in any of these comics has been me, Erwin Schrodinger, and now Friedrich Nietzsche.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Guest Comic #1 - Energy Drinks


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A guest comic from Marshall.  Wasn't planning on doing guest comics this early, but circumstance has forced my hand.  We both have a fondness for energy drinks.

Friday, July 8, 2011

#29 - Whale Facts


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I'm back from Michigan again, which is where I was when I wasn't updating.  Also, making art in Flash with a trackpad IS REALLY HARD.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

#28 - Technical Difficulties


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This is like 50 different kinds of terrible because I am in no way have proper equipment to do art on the computer and oh god oh god *panic attack*

Sunday, June 5, 2011

#27 - How does make comic


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Backup comic. Ironically because my scanner is not working right.  Anyway, if you wondered how my comics happen, it's pretty much this.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

#26 - Girlfriends


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Every generation has their own version of the excuse.

Also, my compatriot Bambi has added a weekly comic to his blog, which is already pretty good. check it out.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

#25 - Birdseed


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I am in Michigan right now.  I am updating from a parked car outside a library that is closed so I can use their wifi.  Look at this.  Appreciate all the work I do to get you these comics.  I feel sketchy as hell right now.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

#24 - High Fives


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Today's comic goes up early. waaaaaay early.  Because I will be in Ohio when I usually update, and will have no internet.  There is also likely to be either and early sunday comic or no sunday comic,  because I will be in Ohio/Michigan.  And have no internet.  

Today's comic also goes out to boobs.  particularly those belonging to TornPantyHose.  

Friday, May 20, 2011

#23 - Rapture


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So you've probably heard that the rapture is coming tomorrow.  All the good being taken up into heaven and so on and so forth.  Personally, I don't want to be raptured up.  There are far too many things I haven't gotten to do on this world to want to have to worry about a whole other plane of existence.  So you all can go up to paradise, but I'll be here with my ball and chain to hold me down.  You're welcome to join me.  We can eat all the leftover snacks.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

#21 - Cuttlefish


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I'm kind of a hipster. So I suppose the actual actual joke is self-loathing.  How meta.
Also, there were no updates last week because I was really busy.  Which is why I am currently forcing myself conscious to give you this update now.  Aren't I such a good person.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Friday, April 22, 2011

#18 - The Button


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[POSTSCRIPT REDACTED DUE TO INCONCLUSIVE TEST RESULTS]

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

#16 - Eyes



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Why would he get laser eye surgery? Such a silly question...

Look! Color! Don't get used to it.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Saturday, April 9, 2011

#14 - Cats


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This is all cats.

Sorry for the late upload, busy night

Sunday, April 3, 2011

#13 - Meta


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In which I am generally a hipster.  ALSO drew this back when I had long hair. well, longER hair.  Now it's short.  relatively.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

#12 - Interrogation


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this is the first lead they've had in years

sorry for the late update, I couldn't get to my computer on friday

Sunday, March 27, 2011

#11 - Multiverse Theory


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Ah science

Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm in Texas. Houstooooon. It's warm here. I forgot there are warm parts of the U.S.

Friday, March 25, 2011

#10 - Zombies


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The last of the horizontals.  Click to view full.  From here on out it's verticals only

Sunday, March 20, 2011

#9 - Pirate


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This is the beginning of the end for humanity.

Again with the horizontal comics, just click on it, you know the drill. Only a couple more left.

Friday, March 18, 2011

#8 - Radioactive Man


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Just a normal employee at a thermonuclear power plant, until he was exposed to an incredible amount of radiation.  Now, he is Radioactive Man, with the superpower of having terminal radiation sickness but never dying.

again, issue with the multi-panel horizontals, so I'm gonna only do those to get rid of the ones I have, and I've stopped making them like that.  click to see whole comic

Thursday, March 17, 2011

#7 - Saint Patrick's Day


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Harpy Shaint Partruck's Deh eribooty

apparently when I do a 4-panel horizontal like this, it is not only small but gets cut off by the ads.  I will take note of this for future comics.  For now, click on this one to see the whole thing

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

#6 - March Madness


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I don't really get sports

Additional note: the reason I posted this is because I was in a good mood after the #boxforts initiative's success.  You know what that is if you follow me on twitter.  Or you follow Dante Shepherd.  If both don't apply to you, fix that now.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

#5 - Ninja Breakfast


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Everything is better with ninjas. everything.

Friday, March 11, 2011

#4 - Drug Trials


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This is why they test drugs.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

#3 - Treasure Box


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New comic! first one I've actually uploaded on schedule.  It is also slanted.  I suppose I can only hand draw so well.
This comic brought to you by excessive amounts of text.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

#2 - Schrödinger


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Second comic in one night.  Partially to get more content on here, and I choose this one because it has a very Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal feel to me and it happens to be Zach Weiner's birthday. Hooray inspiration