cats are evil. this is why alex only owns dogs. also, i'm pretty sure if i dropped a two-week old kitten from the top of my bunk bed onto tile and it somehow survived, like my dog tiger, then it would hate me for the rest of its freak life and i would not be here right now. because it would have killed me the week following its recovery. but since my dog is, in fact, a dog, and not satan's preferred species for a pet, he probably just suffered brain damage and loves the shit out of me. :D
cats are evil. this is why alex only owns dogs. also, i'm pretty sure if i dropped a two-week old kitten from the top of my bunk bed onto tile and it somehow survived, like my dog tiger, then it would hate me for the rest of its freak life and i would not be here right now. because it would have killed me the week following its recovery. but since my dog is, in fact, a dog, and not satan's preferred species for a pet, he probably just suffered brain damage and loves the shit out of me. :D
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